The whole group drinks, the driver stays sober, and the bike goes back to where you left the cars.
The single most useful thing about it: the driver is on our payroll, so the whole group gets to ride.
Sixteen people, two hours, three bars, and a stereo that takes whoever's phone has the best playlist. Bring a cooler so you're not buying every round at bar prices — cans and plastic only, and absolutely no glass. Not sure how much to buy? Run the numbers here.
Most bachelor parties want one of the two late slots, and they are genuinely different rides.
The 8:00 puts you into Midtown as it fills up. The 10:30 runs through the back half of the night, once the bars are at full volume.
Either way the tour is two hours from its scheduled start. If the group turns up half an hour late, it still ends when it was always going to end.
Booking inside 24 hours? Call (832) 241-2233 before you book online so we can make sure a driver is free.
Sixteen people walking in at once is a lot for a small room. These three from the Midtown list absorb it without much planning.
Koe Wetzel's country bar — over 8,000 square feet, so sixteen people walking in at once barely registers.
Four levels of rooftop lounge space on Brazos — plenty of room to spread out.
An upscale Latin lounge built for a crowd, with DJs and bottle service if you want to go big.
Whoever books carries the group. It almost never matters, but it is the rule and it is worth knowing before you hand the booking to the least reliable groomsman.
We can end a tour without a refund for dangerous behaviour, property damage, anything illegal, or refusing the driver's instructions. In practice this comes up about never.
The other one is less dramatic and more likely to bite: bring water. Two hours of pedaling in Houston heat with a cooler full of beer and nothing else goes badly, reliably, every summer.
The 8:00 and 10:30 weekend slots are the ones to ask about first.
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