Houston
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Midtown Bar Guide
What each of the eight bars on our route is actually like — rooftops, patios, dance floors and a proper dive bar.
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Practical reads before a tour — and worth reading even if you’re riding with somebody else.
What each of the eight bars on our route is actually like — rooftops, patios, dance floors and a proper dive bar.
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The cooler rules, the no-glass rule, and the four things groups reliably forget until they're already rolling.
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How Houston's meters actually work in Midtown, when parking is free, and which app to have on your phone.
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How a bike bar stacks up against a party bus or a walking crawl, including when we’re not the right pick.
Read the guide →Long-form, researched guides to doing Houston right — useful whether or not the bike is part of the plan.
Three days, four neighborhoods, and the group-of-sixteen problem solved properly — with the places that actually hold a party that size.
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Real venues that work for groups, not Instagram setups. How to chain activities that don’t kill momentum, and why itinerary beats duration.
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How to book and what to expect on the River Oaks Christmas Lights tour. Why early-bird bookings matter, what to bring, and what you'll actually see.
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Breweries, a comedy club, a self-pour wine bar and the big game-day patios by the stadiums.
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A $12 arcade, free brewery tours, a 1926 reservoir and a private boat that costs less than dinner. Sixteen ideas.
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Lower Westheimer, the Fairview block, a 1928 ice house, and which bars take twelve people without a phone call.
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What two hours on a sixteen-seat party bike through Midtown and Montrose actually looks like, stop by stop, and what it costs to put a group on it any night of the week.
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$360 on a weeknight, $460 on a weekend for the whole sixteen-seat bike, or $35 for a seat. What that works out to per person, and how to collect it without eating the difference.
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Five start times a day, every route starting from Midtown.